  |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
Alvarado Road Show to perform on 50th Anniversary Telethon of Stars Country Star U Announces Details Of Grand Prize Package Alvarado Road Show Make Opry Debut Steve Wariner Confirmed To Appear At Country Star University Seminar Band Of Vandy Docs And Staffers Set To Rock Miller Harris Foundation Golf Tourney Kick-Off Party Miller Harris Foundation Launches Asthma Camp For Kids, Gears Up For Golf Tourney For Music And Asthma Education
|
|
 |
|
News |
||||||||||
|
CAPITOL'S MERCER TARGETED JUNE 18, 2003 (Tulsa, OK) - Capitol Records Recording Artist Roy D Mercer has been implicated as the mastermind of the biggest stock scandal to rock Tulsa, Oklahoma in recorded history. The Tulsa Bureau of Investigation has launched a probe into Mercer, and he's not happy about it. Unconfirmed sources say that Mercer, who's latest CD, Roy D Mercer Hits the Road, was released last week, has played a dominant role in the most bizarre misuse of stock since Natalie Maines’ family allegedly started buying up shares of Haagen Dazs. "I done it, but I swear they told me it was legal," Mercer says of the accusation, "I ain't never done nothin' to no cow that my step-daughter Lateesha wouldn’t a done to her Barbie dolls. Let ' em come after me. I'll be all over those TBI agents like Garth Brooks on a Maverick's ex-wife." According to Harold Balzak, President of the Tulsa Livestock Board and a Mercer friend, the entire incident should curdle quickly. "Roy D Mercer has been a friend of mine for over 20 years." states Balzak. "If he wants to dress his cows up in women's clothing and take pictures of them, well I guess that's his business. Live and let live, I say. Besides, I think some of the cows actually give more milk when they're dressed in a tutu or a nice sun dress." Mercer, who has sold over 3 million copies of his 8 tracks, cassettes, and CDs on Capitol Records, says he only wants his private life to be left private, like Michael Jackson's, and he urges his fans to buy copies of his new CD, Roy D Mercer Hits the Road to help him offset his legal fees to defend himself against this bizarre and completely fabricated witch hunt. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em, Willie. # # # For more information about this nonsense: Jeff Lysyczyn
|
||||||||||
|
